open letter to Drama

Dear Drama,

Where did you come from?  Why do you have to wreak havoc where there doesn't need to be any?  You aren't helpful; you rip apart family, friends, neighbors, countries.  You don't solve problems, you just make them worse.  I'll admit, I left the door unlocked, but I didn't invite you in.  But now that you're here, I'll see what I can do to tenderly brush your matted fur.  You teach me patience;  I hope you will be patient too.  Things aren't as bad as you think they are.  Let's talk it over.  Please, Drama, won't you have a cup of tea?

Yours,
Leslie